Thursday, April 8, 2010

Realy!?

This morning i was invited to go to McDonald's. I thought to my self well ya it is spring break but, my mind kept thinking the Cheetos say no the Cheetos say no! So i made this lossey excuse why i don't want to go. When i said my lossey excuse it just sounded kind of stupid. I told my dad why a relay couldn't go so i fixed up some eggs and stuff like that. So my dad finally asked why didn't you want to go to McDonald's i said the Cheetos say no Cheetos say no!! i started laughing and he just sat there watching me laugh and then all of the sudden i stoped. i looked at him for a long time then i whispered to myself the Cheetos say no the Cheetos say no i started laughing out loud then my dad joined in and my dog stared at us.

Take care of your heart.......
The Cheeto Bandito

-Elliepeapod

Friday, March 5, 2010

Lunch=Munch

Breakfast isn't that hard for me because crazy mom took all the fun out of it years ago. Actually, i got a magic bullet and i am the mac daddy smoothie maker. My favorite is banana, strawberries, blueberries, and yogurt. Ok so i had a donut but it was crazy mom's fault. Shes late and brings donuts and thinks i am not going to eat one! Seriously? Who does she think she is? If there is a donut to be eaten i will eat!! Lunch

Ok i had an apple instead of a potato w/cheese, a salad instead of butter on my pasta, and celery w/ranch instead of pudding.

Now all you people sitting on the couch reading this while eating a cheeseburger get of your lazy bums and go jump rope for 30 mins OR go jog 10 laps around your house.

Take care of your heart..
The cheeto bandito

-Elliepeapod

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Dinner-I feel thinner

What is my mom thinking? We passed Chin Chin, On The Border, and Moe's, where the heck is she going for dinner? Home? Seriously? Will this day ever end with this crazy woman? Wow, who knew she rocked? She let me make dinner! I made chicken with whole wheat pasta. We dipped the chicken breast in egg white and panko crumbs. Bake DON'T fry!!! In a little bit of olive oil. Then she losses her mind and thinks I'm going to eat tomatoes! I put fresh tomatoes over the chicken with garlic and olive oil. It smelled awesome!!! I still don't trust her. I boiled my wheat pasta and drained. Yeaaaaa!! The chicken is finally done!! mom helped on this part. We put the chicken and pasta together. Stir that. YUM!!! Now Bring on the OREOS, MOM.. ........What????? Did you fall and hit your head.Organic Berries?? WHAT???? Homemade Non-Dairy Topping.. Someone come give her an Oreo Pill. Who knew.. YUM

Take Care of your heart -
The Cheeto Bandito - Elliepeapod

Seriously Mom?

So my crazy mom who wants to save the World from Heart Disease walks into my school's lunchroom. Oh jeez this can't be good. I look at my cheetos and i know we will never see each other agian! As i walk mile to the lunch line....I hear my mom's highheels behind me. I say to my self Oh jeez this can't be good. She told me changes need to be made and today is the day we start. I made some healthy changes. Skim Milk instead of Whole Milk,an apple instead of mashed potatos, and no gravy on my steak. I was mad at first but the changes were not that bad. i was full when i got home.......now me and my mom have to go take a walk!!!

I will miss you my orange puffed up friend but i just have to say no to the cheeto

Take care of your heart, I am!

-Elliepeapod